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mrš :D uzo si mi sa fejsa :D

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Jeste klip, ali vise spada u viceve.

 

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haha znam ovo ave:

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De ste ribe stigo Zdravko Colic... Nisi ti Zdravko Colic- pa niste ni vi ribe

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De ste ribe stigo Zdravko Colic... Nisi ti Zdravko Colic- pa niste ni vi ribe

 

vau .........

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BIH VATROGASCI

 

Internacionalno takmicenje vatrogasaca... 1 mjesto - 100.000 Dolara.

Zapaljena zgrada... Americki vatrogasci stupaju u akciju... vozila zauzimaju polozaje oko zgrade... pozar ugasen za 25 minuta.

Nemacki vatrogasci... isti scenario... vozila oko zgrade... vatra ugasena za 23 minuta.

Bosanksi vatrogasci... vatrogasni FAP ulijece pravo u prizemlje zapaljene zgrade... iskacu iz kamiona i udaraju lopatama, jaknama, bacaju zemlju, galama, vika, jauci... vatra ugasena za 6 minuta.

 

Okuplji novinari pitaju Bosansku ekipu:

- "Neverovatan poduhvat, sta cete da uradite sa osvojenim parama?"

BiH Vatrogasci:

- "Paaa...prvo cemo da kupimo kocnice za FAP-a".

 

 

 

- Život je jedan, a Counter Strike je 1.6!

 

 

KARADJORDJE

 

Takmicili se Rus,Englez,Francuz i Srbin

Kaze Rus:

-mi imamo ove kombajnske traktore najbolje na Svetu.

Kaze Englez:

-mi imamo kraljicu Elizabetu.

Kaze Francuz:

- mi imamo Ajfelov toranj.

Kaze Srbin:

- mi imamo Karadjordja

Pitaju ga ovi:

- A sta moze Karadjordje?

Kaze Srbin:

- on ima onu stvar ko ajfelov toranj, kada ga gurne kraljici Elizabeti, ne moze da ga izvuce ni kombajnski traktor.

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De ste ribe stigo Zdravko Colic... Nisi ti Zdravko Colic- pa niste ni vi ribe

 

ne zna se ko je vise pokido dal ti ili zdravko colic

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on je ceska , ona je slovacka , KAMAN

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Ovako se priča vic

 

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hahaha

 

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Monday morning, Mrs Wenger:

-Wake up Arsene, its 9 already!

Arsene:

-What? They scored another one?

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Koliko je zvezdasa potrebno da se zameni jedna sijalica?

 

62 - jedan drzi stolicu , drugi menja sijalicu , a 60 sere kako su osvojili ligu sampiona.

 

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Pita gov*o jabuku: hoćeš li se udati za mene?

jabuka odgovori: fuuj, nee, ti smrdis!

Dođe čovjek i pojede jabuku, a gov*o pjeva:

 

čekat ću te mala dok ne izađeš iz kanala!

 

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Ispituje profesor studenta i posto isti nema pojma profesor razocaran poziva tetkicu pa kaze:

'Donesite, molim Vas jednu kafu a magarcu seno!'.

Na to ce student: bez secera ako moze.

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Čak Noris ima ajfon sa celom jabukom

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Snimanje emisije za djecu: Pitaju seljaka kako mu pocinje i izgleda

radni dan.

A seljo ce:-"Ja cim se ustanem maznem si jednu rakiju".

-"A nemozete tako, ovo je emisija za djecu, morate reci npr. da citate knjige ili tako nesto".

-"Pa dobro, ja procitam knjigu odmah ujutro, onda prije nego odem na njivu procitam jos jednu. Kad se vratim s njive jedem i procitam jos pet sest knjiga. Onda se nadem sa svojim susjedom u knjiznici i procitamo svaki jos po desetak knjiga. E a navecer dolazi najbolje, odemo do drugog suseda koji doma ima stampariju i tamo se ubijemo citajuci"

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Budi žena Krunu Jurčića jutro nakon utakmice Real- Dinamo.

- Ustaj Kruno, sedam je!

Jurčić skoči i reče:

- Jel opet Benzema?

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Sta rade baba i deda kad citaju bibliju ?

 

Spremaju prijemni :)

 

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Улази Марко Пантелић у продавницу спортске опреме. Једне копачке су му "запале за око", и пита продавца: "Брате, је л' имаш ових број 43?" А продавац му одговара: "Наравно." А пантела ће на то: "Е то брате, донеси ми две леве".

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Pita Bosanac ženu:

 

"Gdje su deca", žena mu odgovara: "Na času engleskog", kaže Boske: "Aha, Where are a children"

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Pitaju cigu: - Jel', kako zivis!?

-Pa brate nema struje....nema vode.... Nema sta nemam !!! :)

 

Evo jos jedan

 

Cigo jes' lizo ikad cistu pic*u? - Sta ima tu da s' lize! :D

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Kako se zove cigan koji trci ???

 

CiganŠtura

 

Kako se yove ciga koji prodaje Cd-ove????

 

CD-Rom

 

Kako se zove cigin zubar ???

 

Dr. Martin

 

Kako se zove ciganin koji nema kola?

 

NiKola

 

Kako se zove ciga u odelu???

 

EleGanci

 

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Kaže Mujo Sulji :

- Daj bogati malboro da obradujem pluća.

A njemu će Suljo :

- Evo ti ***** pa iznenadi šupak.

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Evo nekoliko bolesnih komada hehehehehehe

 

Nesrećno dete plače i u očajanju pita majku:

- Mama, šta da radim kad imam tumor na mozgu?

- Ne brini sine, vodim ja tebe u banju na kupku od blata.

- Zašto, mama, hoće li to da mi pomogne?

- Ne, nego ćeš da se navikneš na zemlju!

 

 

Ne možete da nađete ništa mlađe za sex?

Vašim mukama je došao kraj! Obucite mantiju!

 

 

Ko ima najčistije patike?

-Invalidi.

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Zove žena muža i dere se: -Gdje si ti ******??!

Muž: -Draga, znaš onu zlataru gdje si se zaljubila u onu ogrlicu za koju sam rekao da će jednom biti tvoja?!!

Žena: -Daaaaa!!! ♥

 

Muž: -E, ja sam u kafani preko puta!!! :D

 

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