VaskeKtz Posted May 13, 2011 Group: Members Content Count: 468 Reputation: 11 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/06/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 09/26/1997 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Vanzemaljci postoje. Ali nisu ludi da dodju na planetu na kojoj zivi Cak Noris. Perica ulazi u prodanicu i pita prodavca: - Dobar dan, imam samo 100 dinara, sta mi preporucujete? - Neku drugu prodavnicu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilish Soldier Posted May 13, 2011 Group: VIP clanovi Content Count: 1,254 Reputation: 13 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/06/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 09/07/1991 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Sreli se na Australija openu Federer i Novak Đoković, i Federer upita: "Nole šta ima?", Đoković odgovori: "Evo ništa-ČETRDESET" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilish Soldier Posted May 14, 2011 Group: VIP clanovi Content Count: 1,254 Reputation: 13 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/06/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 09/07/1991 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Par kratkih nazovi viceva Sede lik i likuša ovaj je MUVA ova KOMARAC Sede lik i likuša ovaj je VATA ova ACETON Idu dve ptice jedna LETI druga ZIMI Ko drugome jamu kopa on sam u NJU ORLEANS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GROBAR22 Posted May 20, 2011 Group: Members Content Count: 1,039 Reputation: 14 Achievement Points: 3,900 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/06/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 08/22/1993 Share Posted May 20, 2011 čak noris je dao "THANKS" sam sebi :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Милош Posted May 20, 2011 Group: Members Content Count: 1,498 Reputation: 14 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/06/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 07/15/2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 (edited) Када Ноле игра утакмицу Чак Норис скупља лоптице хП Edited May 20, 2011 by Милош Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexander_The_Great Posted May 22, 2011 Group: Members Content Count: 279 Reputation: 10 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/06/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 12/17/1992 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Igra Cak Noris pikado i gadja prvi put i promasi, drugi put opet promasi. Gadja treci put i pogodi iz prve :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grucho Posted May 25, 2011 Group: Members Content Count: 624 Reputation: 10 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/20/2011 Status: Offline Share Posted May 25, 2011 Postroji Hitler svoju vojsku i neki od vojnika kinu. Pita Hitler:"Ko je kinuo?" Svi ćute. Opet: "Počeću streljati red po red ako mi ne odgovorite" Svi ćute. Kaže Hitler:"Prvi red, ko je kinuo?" Niko ne odgovara i on ih postrelja. "Drugi red, ko je kinuo?" Niko ne odgovara i on opet streljanje. Na kraju: "Treći red, ko je kinuo?" A vojnik da poštedi ostale rece: "Ja sam!" A Hitler:"Nazdravlje" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Милош Posted May 25, 2011 Group: Members Content Count: 1,498 Reputation: 14 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/06/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 07/15/2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Sta govore Engleskinje tokom seksa? -Oh yes, oh yes! Amerikanke? - Yes baby, yes, baby! A, Bosanke - A da me vidi babooo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilish Soldier Posted May 25, 2011 Group: VIP clanovi Content Count: 1,254 Reputation: 13 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/06/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 09/07/1991 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Slavi medved u šumi rođendan i pozvao sve životnije sem puža. Kod mede traje žurka uveliko, puž vidno iznerviran krene ka medi i pokuca mu na vrata i kaže: "Što mene nisi pozvao na rođendan?", medved ga šutne negde u tri lepe. Sledeće godine medved slavi rođendan i neko pokuca na vrata, meda začuđen otvara vrata. Samo vidiš na vratima puža i kaže: "Jel bre koga si ti šutnuo malo pre?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InoMessi Posted May 26, 2011 Group: Super Moderators Content Count: 3,257 Reputation: 269 Achievement Points: 5,200 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/17/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 07/13/1992 Device: Windows Share Posted May 26, 2011 Dolazi muz iz kladionice i kaze zeni: Jebo me Arsenal kad se opkladi na njega! Na to ce zena: A mene jebo Milan. Muz zacudjeno pita "A gde ti je listic"? Pa nije ga ostavio, odgovori mu zena. HAHAHAH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InoMessi Posted May 26, 2011 Group: Super Moderators Content Count: 3,257 Reputation: 269 Achievement Points: 5,200 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/17/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 07/13/1992 Device: Windows Share Posted May 26, 2011 Bio vic odma iznad mog vica. Nisam vidio.Ubacio sam drugi vic ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Горан Posted May 27, 2011 Group: Members Content Count: 821 Reputation: 24 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/06/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 11/13/1994 Author Share Posted May 27, 2011 Kupio čovek novog BMW-a pa rešio da ga malo provoza. Izađe on tako u grad i stane na semaforu, kad ono BUM. Okrene se on i vidi fiću. Pogleda svoj auto i vidi slomljena stop svetla, spojler, branik iskrivljen. Krene on ljutito prema vozaču fiće. Uhvati ga za kragnu, kad on zavapi: - Nemoj bre, prijatelju. Pogledaj šta voziš, a ja nemam para. Smiluj se! Ovaj se smiluje i pusti ga. Staje malo kasnije na drugom semaforu i opet BUM. Okrene se i ne može da veruje, opet isti fića! Krene on sada sa željom da ubije onog drugog, ali ovaj opet zakuka: - Nemoj brate, molim te, imam ženu i troje dece. Ovaj se opet smiluje i pusti ga. Krene i opet, na trećem semaforu, BUM. Okrene se vozač BMW-a, a onaj otpozadi iz fiće mu maše: - Idi, idi, ja sam! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Милош Posted June 6, 2011 Group: Members Content Count: 1,498 Reputation: 14 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/06/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 07/15/2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Jebeš Čak Norisa kad nas na forumu 20 onlajn a niko ne piše ništa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GROBAR22 Posted June 6, 2011 Group: Members Content Count: 1,039 Reputation: 14 Achievement Points: 3,900 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/06/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 08/22/1993 Share Posted June 6, 2011 pre je zalosno nego smesno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Горан Posted June 7, 2011 Group: Members Content Count: 821 Reputation: 24 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/06/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 11/13/1994 Author Share Posted June 7, 2011 E bas je smesno hahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grucho Posted June 9, 2011 Group: Members Content Count: 624 Reputation: 10 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/20/2011 Status: Offline Share Posted June 9, 2011 Registruje se Mujo na facebook: - Username: Mujo - Password: Penis • Password not long enough! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InoMessi Posted June 23, 2011 Group: Super Moderators Content Count: 3,257 Reputation: 269 Achievement Points: 5,200 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/17/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 07/13/1992 Device: Windows Share Posted June 23, 2011 Šta govori jevrej kad bježi iz logora? - A da me vidi švabo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilish Soldier Posted June 23, 2011 Group: VIP clanovi Content Count: 1,254 Reputation: 13 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/06/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 09/07/1991 Share Posted June 23, 2011 Zašto je guru jafforidža jači od Čak Norisa? Zašto da ne, zašto da ne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GROBAR22 Posted June 23, 2011 Group: Members Content Count: 1,039 Reputation: 14 Achievement Points: 3,900 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/06/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 08/22/1993 Share Posted June 23, 2011 sta kaze mama ciganka kad mali ciga zgazi cigaretu? Ko je ugasio grejanje Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avenger Posted June 23, 2011 Group: Members Content Count: 516 Reputation: 10 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/07/2011 Status: Offline Share Posted June 23, 2011 Šta kaže Rade kad čita ove viceve ? Baš su glupi vicevi ppp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mare Posted June 23, 2011 Group: VIP clanovi Content Count: 1,526 Reputation: 13 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/06/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 05/09/1993 Share Posted June 23, 2011 spamujes sabane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Горан Posted June 23, 2011 Group: Members Content Count: 821 Reputation: 24 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/06/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 11/13/1994 Author Share Posted June 23, 2011 Šta kaže Rade kad čita ove viceve ? Baš su glupi vicevi ppp hahahaha pobedio si brate ide LOCK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GROBAR22 Posted June 23, 2011 Group: Members Content Count: 1,039 Reputation: 14 Achievement Points: 3,900 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/06/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 08/22/1993 Share Posted June 23, 2011 razlog zatvaranja teme je ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Горан Posted June 23, 2011 Group: Members Content Count: 821 Reputation: 24 Achievement Points: 0 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/06/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 11/13/1994 Author Share Posted June 23, 2011 Rade pobedio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InoMessi Posted July 16, 2011 Group: Super Moderators Content Count: 3,257 Reputation: 269 Achievement Points: 5,200 Solved Content: 0 Joined: 03/17/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 07/13/1992 Device: Windows Share Posted July 16, 2011 Nismo odavno :) :) Šetaju dva programera ulicom i pored njih prode ekstra zgodna riba. Prvi kaže: • Vidi kakve properties ima ova. Drugi ce na to: • Džabe ti, ona je read only. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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